Why is it when one group breaks the law, they are praised for standing up, but when another group breaks the same law, they are chastised and jailed?
The way kids are nowadays is the parents fault.
There is no such thing as fatherless children. Mothers want all the glory.
I never understand why that one idiot always have to drive slow in the passing lane passing other vehicles but then speeds up when it is all clear.
Turn you signal light on BEFORE you make the turn.
There is no need to hurry up and pull out in front of someone if you are not going to at least do the speed limit.
If you continually bring up something you do not do, you have done it.
Liars continually blames others for what they are doing.
Beauty comes from within was written by a fat person who refused to lose weight.
Money does not solve everything was spoken by a person who never ran out.
I wants what is mine was written by a person who never worked a day in his life.
Starting your work career in fast food will make you appreciate like wise workforce.
Serving in the military will make you appreciate all types of cultures.
Accidents do not happen if you keep you pants on and your legs closed.
A man will love a woman long enough to get laid.
A woman will love a man enough to get rich.
How could anyone know what dinosaurs sound like? Tape recorders was not invented then.
It may be your body, but that child living in your belly has rights also.
You are never too old to learn anything new.
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